Midterm Reading Guide

Midterm Reading Guide

via a ridiculous raw youth by Bob on 10/23/07

I'm sure we all know about these by now, the technically safe-for-work photoshopping of books over the naughty bits of naked guys. So I thought I'd hand it over to you. Do any of you have any reading recommendations? Follow these few simple guidelines and you too can add to the reading list.

Have it be a naked pic. The hottest part is just around the goodies, so if he's wearing underwear and there's a book nearby, why bother? Also, show his face. It's always nicer when they're cute and not a poorly cropped torso. Make sure to cover all of the bits, and not leave anything poking out. And don't forget that all of my readers are horny bastards and will recognize the latest 'model' from Sean Cody, so have it be a random pic of a guy not in a porno. It could even be yourself, if you're so inclined. No one will tell.

Here. Let me give you a few examples.

A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini

The Master by Colm Toibin

Handling Sin by Michael Malone

The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield

The Good Terrorist by Doris Lessing

Email me (link in sidebar) or leave a comment with the url of your selection into the Raw Youth book club. Or whatever.

Shocking New Study

Shocking New Study

via a ridiculous raw youth by Bob on 12/12/07

According to a recent 99-page report, you young whippersnappers aren't reading as much as you used to. Or should be. At least that's what the jist of the report is, I don't have the time to read the whole damn thing. But I read enough, and you don't. Don't you remember, Knowledge is Power?

Reading is cool. All of the cool kids are doing it, and what's more, they're doing it naked. Don't you want to be cool?

Hadji Murad by Leo Tolstoy

The Violent Bear It Away by Flannery O'Connor

The Ground Beneath Her Feet by Salman Rushdie

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez

Me No Know How Read

Me No Know How Read

via a ridiculous raw youth by Bob on 1/18/08

Duh, me so stupid. Me symbol of failing test scores in America. Me too dumb to grow body hair. If you no want to be dumb like me, you read. Me going to listen Britney Spears now.

If you don't want to end up like this young model from ToxicBoy, you should develop a rich reading life. Here are a few pictures of the books I've read so far this year, covering up the naughty parts of a few young good men.

(Original photograph removed by request of the photographer. I meant no disrespect towards the artist/model, I was only trying to be funny. The artist is obviously a smart and talented individual and I apologize for any discomfort I may have caused him.)


Iris Murdoch--The Black Prince

Ha Jin--Waiting and Larry Doyle--I Love You, Beth Cooper

Bret Easton Ellis--Lunar Park

Salman Rushdie--Satanic Verses (reread)

Mary McCarthy--The Group

Sportraits

Sportraits

via a ridiculous raw youth by Bob on 1/22/08

Rumor has it that the local sports franchise suffered an upset this past weekend in an important matchup. Which is unfortunate, if only because the pictures of cute football players that I'm posting seems almost unnecessary.

Note how I said 'almost.'

LOVERS

LOVERS

via BOYS I LIKE by Bold oy! on 1/21/08

Boys will be Boys

Tilo & Mico @ Amazonaboys

Adonis

OHLALA TELEVISION HOTNESS!

OHLALA TELEVISION HOTNESS!

via Ohlala Mag by Steph & Alek on 1/22/08

Let's start with the most adorable soap opera couple aka Luke and Noah in ATWT. Check out this endless interruption kiss montage !

The sexy Josh Duhamel in Las vegas along with some other hunks from the show. It is not the first time we can enjoy some Josh Duhamel skin in Las Vegas.

Above, David Conrad aka Jim Clancy in Ghost Whisperer and below Jason Dohring in Moonlight.

Mike Obradovitch

24 year old Mike Obradovitch from California. Raised on the beaches of Orange County, California. He was heavily into athletics throughout his life an earned athletic scholarships for tennis to several Division I colleges.In 2005, he graduated from the University of California, Santa Barbara, with a Bachelors of Science in Bio-chemical Engineering and currently working in Engineering sales in Orange County. Recently digned with Otto Modeling Agency of Hollywood,
He has appeared in fitness magazines including "Exercise for Men" and is shooting and starting in a fitness DVD. Dont know about you guys, but i would. Lol

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INTERNATIONAL MR GAY COMPETITION 2008

INTERNATIONAL MR GAY COMPETITION 2008

via Ohlala Mag by Steph & Alek on 1/20/08

Tonight in Hollywood Mr International Gay 2008 will be elected. Before the big night, the boys went to the beach to enjoy the beautiful weather of Los Angeles and release the tension of the competition ;-)

Unfortunately this time we won't be able to be with the guys but I am sure that those of you who will attempt the International Mr Gay 2008 Competition will have a lot of fun. Alec Mapa was such a great host for the election of Mr Gay USA that there is no doubt tonight is going to be a fun night too.

Our friend Donald will be the one who will give the OhLaLaMag prize (One week for two at Island House key West in Florida including $500 allowance @ Caffe & Bar, $1000 cash, and a fashion photshoot) to the online winner elected by you guys !!!

More photos from the event tomorrow on OhLaLaMag.

+ Mr Gay USA in Hollywood + Mr Gay Official Site